1 Star Review By Valannin “Pantheon Outcast”
I had only owned this watch for a few days, but i quickly realized that it just can’t keep pace with my timekeeping needs. Due to its inherent design flaws, the watch is only accurate to something like 1.3 milliseconds – not nearly accurate enough for my lifestyle. So instead, I’ve had the DNA of John Harrison extracted from his remains and then recombined into the body of a midget who follows me around in a Segway and chants the current time to me in three languages (Latin, Arabic and binary) every twenty three minutes, or when prompted to do so remotely via an electro-shock system activated by a wrist-mounted remote. Unfortunately, the lag time between between pressing the button on the remote switch and the activation of the shock collar he wears around his neck is, ironically, 1.3 milliseconds, which is also unacceptable. So to compensate, I’ve been forced to add a secondary midget on a Segway whose shock collar is programmed to go off 1.3 milliseconds before the first midget’s; Midget B’s gasp of surprise is enough to prompt Midget A to chant the time before he receives HIS shock.
I understand that messages sent along the human neuron are relatively slow at only 120 meters per second, and that this leads to an inevitable additional lag time, so I’m contemplating adding a third midget in the series. But either way, this watch certainly isn’t the answer to your timekeeping needs.
Also, the package was really hard to open.
5 Star Review By Dan “www.danstechreviews.com”
I was a bit short on cash this year for my bonus and couldn’t quite buy this, so I decided to sell my yacht, my house, and my Audi R8. I now have my Breguet Classique. Sometimes you just have to make sacrifices in life to get the things that really matter.
5 Star Review By Daniel
The finest watch made by Breguet thus far. I make it a point to buy one of these a year but with the rose-gold color band, the lightweight 40mm thickness, and the pink color dial, I had to buy two.
When first released, I was initially concerned that I would not have the opportunity to purchase this timepiece due to my daughter requiring a kidney transplant. However, it took a bit longer than I thought it would trying to work her surgery into the budget of this purchase and she passed away 6 weeks before release (talk about “timing”!!!). Thus, I was able to make this finest of purchases, after all. The second watch is in a case commemorating my daughter’s memory (I believe my wife had named her Kelly. Or Kristy.)
Anyway, the finest of all watches. It isn’t for every man, though. Just the ones that truly matter.
