5 Star Review By HIJKay
I absolutely loved this! Last year I dressed as Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween, and this really helped pull my costume together. I’m really glad I was able to find it! I won the best costume contest at my work.
5 Star Review By Cypress Green “She Who Has a Book in Hand Eve…
I spotted this after viewing some fun items like Uranium Ore and Canned Unicorn Meat. After hearing just how much fun people have with a horse mask, I knew I had to have one! Especially after I searched the web and found a picture of a guy wearing this with hooded jacket…that was especially freaky!
I got this one (alas, only available at outside sites right now) because it seems to be the most realistic looking, plus has that all-important disturbing feel.
1. Heavy duty materials.
2. Has a slit up the back for easy donning and removal. Slit is barely visible as there’s “mane hair” on both sides of it. Image of this added.
3. How do you see? Through the horse’s mouth and the nose holes. Nothing mars the look of those creepy eyes! It is easy to see out while wearing.
4. Has a “real” bushy hair mane. I had to look closely at the other parts because I could have sworn it had a fine dusting of hair all over. No, it’s just extremely realistic looking!I already used it on the dogs. The big one knew it was a joke, but the little one kept backing off and I chased her around the house!
Come October, I may get the Mesh Easy Feeder, fill it with large treats like Twinkies, and wear them around together. That feed bag seems to be the vest priced for that purpose.
edit: Have had the mask < 1 week. Scared the hubby while he was in the shower (he didn’t know I had it). The big dog thinks it’s funny. The small dog is creeped out by it. She goes on the attack if hubby puts the mask on his hand, moves the mouth open and shut, and corners her! Scared the nurses and therapist at work. Then put on a hospital gown and the mask, sat in an exam room – nurse brought my boss in. She told him a patient was being a “horse’s ass” and demanded to see whoever was in charge. Scared the lady at the diet center. Knocked on my ex’s door with it on. “I’m Heeeeeere to pick up my son!” This mask is worth every dollar!
5 Star Review By Bill “Bill”
Several years ago we loaned some money to my wifes brother , she mentioned that we would never get the money back at the time so we just considered it a gift .
They took a vacation and we were watching their house I placed this head under the covers of their bed ,within a month of their return we were repaid in full . I went out and got 2 more mask one for my brother and cousin if we get that money back also we will buy a dozen of these.
5 Star Review By dave
I came home from work today to see a strange Amazonian package on my door step. At that moment in time the earth stood still and I had an epiphany filled with illusions of grandeur. I knew the time had come, and it was the beginning of the end of life as I knew it. I always knew my life was meant for great things, and this was the moment of truth in which I would evolve into a grand stallion. When I became one with the mask, I could feel the earth’s wrath. A magnitude 10.0 earthquake shook the ground in all directions. I saw 4 white headless horsemen coming at me from one direction, and from another corner I saw a fire breathing Chupacabra. A ManBearPig fell from the sky and also joined the hunt with these vicious assassins. I tried to escape galloping as fast as I could, but I could only see the impending doom which awaited me. I tripped over a golden gnome and fell down a steep cliff creating a rock slide. I knew my time was up and I was getting ready to die. As I was preparing to die, I realized that I just fell down 300 feet of rocks and I am still alive. Perhaps the gods have granted the horse mask bearer with immortality? As I lay unconscious in the pile of rocks, I saw some sort of horse hybrid women with the head of a horse and the body of a women. She said her name was Sarah Jessica Parker and the gods have sent her to retrieve the Holy Grail in order to prevent the apocalypse. I told her I can help as long as she keeps me safe from the beasts which where after me. The Chupacabra appeared behind me and asked “what beast?” (Apparently they have good hearing and are easily offended.) The four white headless horsemen surrounded me and said. “Ayye foo, where you get dat mask yo?” I told them I ordered it online on Amazon and offered to help them order one in exchange for my life. I pulled out my Htc Evo cell phone and clicked on the Amazon app. Unfortunately Sprint never has service anywhere and the white headless horsemen started to get impatient. Fortunately for me, the Chupacabra had a Iphone 4s with Verizon and he had full bars. I was able to order one for everyone with free Amazon prime 2 day shipping. They said they will be back for my soul if the orders don’t arrive. If you never hear from me again you will know why. Just when I thought I was safe the horse hybrid women Sarah Jessica Parker mugged me and took my head and exclaimed “immortality is mine.” I warned her about the dangers of the mask and apparently the gods agreed with my risk assessment because she was struck by lightning and died forever united with the mask. Her body was never recovered.
