Enemy of the State Movie Review

Hey guys,

I’ve got something a little different for you today than the usual amusing Amazon product product reviews.

It’s a review from Netflix of the movie Enemy of the State starring Will Smith and is written to the tune of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

For those of you that can’t see the review in the picture above too well, here’s the full transcript (I can’t find the original review any more but if anyone knows where it is, please let me know so that I can link to it and provide a full credit).

Now this is a story all about how
Will’s life got flipped turned upside down
It takes 132 minutes so just sit right there
I’ll tell you how he became the pawn of some spy warfare.

In District of Columbia born and raised
In the courthouse is where he spent most of his days
Pleadin’ out, lawin’ objectin’ all cool
And chasin’ some mob boss outside of school
When a couple of agents were up to no good
Started killing congressmen in the neighborhood
He got one little tape and the NSA got scared
And said ‘You’ve murdered your ex-girlfriend in cold blood, so there!’

Will, he whistled for a contact and when he came near
The licence name said ‘Brill’ who had a security fear
If anything, he could say that this cat was rare
But then they got captured, which led to despair.

They pulled up to the mob house about seven or eight
And Will yelled to the NSA ‘Yo, I’m your negotiator!’
There was some killing, he was luckily spared
To reclaim his life, what a breath of fresh air.