5 Star Review By HIJKay

I absolutely loved this! Last year I dressed as Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween, and this really helped pull my costume together. I’m really glad I was able to find it! I won the best costume contest at my work.

5 Star Review By Cypress Green “She Who Has a Book in Hand Eve…

I spotted this after viewing some fun items like Uranium Ore and Canned Unicorn Meat. After hearing just how much fun people have with a horse mask, I knew I had to have one! Especially after I searched the web and found a picture of a guy wearing this with hooded jacket…that was especially freaky!

I got this one (alas, only available at outside sites right now) because it seems to be the most realistic looking, plus has that all-important disturbing feel.

1. Heavy duty materials.
2. Has a slit up the back for easy donning and removal. Slit is barely visible as there’s “mane hair” on both sides of it. Image of this added.
3. How do you see? Through the horse’s mouth and the nose holes. Nothing mars the look of those creepy eyes! It is easy to see out while wearing.
4. Has a “real” bushy hair mane. I had to look closely at the other parts because I could have sworn it had a fine dusting of hair all over. No, it’s just extremely realistic looking!

I already used it on the dogs. The big one knew it was a joke, but the little one kept backing off and I chased her around the house!

Come October, I may get the Mesh Easy Feeder, fill it with large treats like Twinkies, and wear them around together. That feed bag seems to be the vest priced for that purpose.

edit: Have had the mask < 1 week. Scared the hubby while he was in the shower (he didn’t know I had it). The big dog thinks it’s funny. The small dog is creeped out by it. She goes on the attack if hubby puts the mask on his hand, moves the mouth open and shut, and corners her! Scared the nurses and therapist at work. Then put on a hospital gown and the mask, sat in an exam room – nurse brought my boss in. She told him a patient was being a “horse’s ass” and demanded to see whoever was in charge. Scared the lady at the diet center. Knocked on my ex’s door with it on. “I’m Heeeeeere to pick up my son!” This mask is worth every dollar!

5 Star Review By Bill “Bill”

Several years ago we loaned some money to my wifes brother , she mentioned that we would never get the money back at the time so we just considered it a gift .
They took a vacation and we were watching their house I placed this head under the covers of their bed ,within a month of their return we were repaid in full . I went out and got 2 more mask one for my brother and cousin if we get that money back also we will buy a dozen of these.

5 Star Review By dave

I came home from work today to see a strange Amazonian package on my door step. At that moment in time the earth stood still and I had an epiphany filled with illusions of grandeur. I knew the time had come, and it was the beginning of the end of life as I knew it. I always knew my life was meant for great things, and this was the moment of truth in which I would evolve into a grand stallion. When I became one with the mask, I could feel the earth’s wrath. A magnitude 10.0 earthquake shook the ground in all directions. I saw 4 white headless horsemen coming at me from one direction, and from another corner I saw a fire breathing Chupacabra. A ManBearPig fell from the sky and also joined the hunt with these vicious assassins. I tried to escape galloping as fast as I could, but I could only see the impending doom which awaited me. I tripped over a golden gnome and fell down a steep cliff creating a rock slide. I knew my time was up and I was getting ready to die. As I was preparing to die, I realized that I just fell down 300 feet of rocks and I am still alive. Perhaps the gods have granted the horse mask bearer with immortality? As I lay unconscious in the pile of rocks, I saw some sort of horse hybrid women with the head of a horse and the body of a women. She said her name was Sarah Jessica Parker and the gods have sent her to retrieve the Holy Grail in order to prevent the apocalypse. I told her I can help as long as she keeps me safe from the beasts which where after me. The Chupacabra appeared behind me and asked “what beast?” (Apparently they have good hearing and are easily offended.) The four white headless horsemen surrounded me and said. “Ayye foo, where you get dat mask yo?” I told them I ordered it online on Amazon and offered to help them order one in exchange for my life. I pulled out my Htc Evo cell phone and clicked on the Amazon app. Unfortunately Sprint never has service anywhere and the white headless horsemen started to get impatient. Fortunately for me, the Chupacabra had a Iphone 4s with Verizon and he had full bars. I was able to order one for everyone with free Amazon prime 2 day shipping. They said they will be back for my soul if the orders don’t arrive. If you never hear from me again you will know why. Just when I thought I was safe the horse hybrid women Sarah Jessica Parker mugged me and took my head and exclaimed “immortality is mine.” I warned her about the dangers of the mask and apparently the gods agreed with my risk assessment because she was struck by lightning and died forever united with the mask. Her body was never recovered.

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2 Star Review By Peter A. Sellers “Laladien”

Handerpants are very, very comfortable – more so than a traditional glove. They provide my knuckles with a decent amount of support and I never, ever find myself having to adjust them in public. While I have had a few cases of “swamp hand”, especially on warmer days, the overall comfort level remains high. Loose fitting gloves have always been more of a problem, but now, with Handerpants, my hairy knuckles are gently cradled by the soft lining and I no longer have to be concerned when running.

HOWEVER -

These things are very, very susceptible to staining and, after consuming a relatively melty chocolate bar, I was ridiculed for having skid marks on my hands. If only these gloves came in other colors! Nothing is more embarrassing than having people point at the guy who looks like he doesn’t know how to properly wipe his hands!

5 Star Review By Robert D. Walton “Wolf Heart”

I mean, I always wanted my crotch and my hands to have more in common, now they do!

5 Star Review By DELFIN J PARIS III

As a genetic bio-engineer, I am working on architecting the growth of organs and appendages via biological induction grafting. For you dummies, that means I do things like grow human ears on mice. It’s super cool.

One day I fell asleep at work, in the lab, and a couple of the office knuckleheads decided to prank yours truly. Here’s what went down. See, we had this dick in the freezer – some Japanese guy kicked off and donated it to us. It’s in his will and everything. Pretty wild, right?

So, other than occasionally pulling it out of the fridge and sticking it in Benny’s ear for a goof, it doesn’t get much action.

Currently we’re working on growing a thumb – it’s pretty great because all the mice look like they’re doing the Fonz’s “Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” as they have a big thumb sticking up on their backs.

Because we’re so tied up with the thumb, we have no time to mess around with the freezer dick. Eventually we’ll learn how to grow dicks, although more people need new thumbs than dicks, you know?

But, back to my story.

I passed out around noon after a particularly heavy Arby’s beef and cheddar lunch. It was one of those five-for-five deals, and I put down the sandwiches in about seven minutes.

When I woke up, Carl was pointing at my hand and laughing. Those bozos has grafted the Japanese dick to my right palm!

Well, two weeks later and the dick’s still attached. Apparently my body has “accepted” the dick, and if I have it removed, it’ll die or something.

I know – totally bummed.

I reported Carl to HR – although, I did have to admit it was a pretty solid gag. But, walking around with a dick on my hand is a little inconvenient. Plus, it’s embarrassing.

Most people don’t like seeing dicks in public – there’s actually a lot of trouble you can get in showing you dick around town. It’s a big deal to the law.

I found the Handerpants on Amazon. It sucks to type with a dick on your hand, as I’m always hitting the “/” key accidentally.

I can now go out into public with ALL of me. My real dick and my palm-dick are both out of sight. And the gloves are fingerless, so I have a little hipster fashion thing going on.

Thank you Handerpants!

Attention public – if you see me walking around, do NOT give me a high five. That really hurts!

4 Star Review By a. chigurh

Meh. These are ok, but I have “big hands” if you know what I’m sayin’, so I’m hoping for a pouch design that will help alleviate the unsightly palm bulge that has left me more than a little embarrassed on several occasions. Also, I wouldn’t mind seeing a thong design for the warmer months. Nothing’s worse than having a sweaty hand leave obvious streaks across your hand skivvies.

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Photographic Print of TV PRESENTER PAUL ROSS from Mirror Photos:

5 Star Review By Fish

I bought this print, simply because of the hype generated by him more famous larger print.

When I got it home, I noticed that the pose was different. He was mid-sentence. A sentence that I know for a fact was not a sick boast about the granddaughter of a beloved TV icon. Every time I look at this picture, I forget the turgid moral vacuum that we all are forced to live in today, and instead I smile. Smile, then start laughing. Then I keep on laughing for around 15 minutes, then I got back to smiling. The whole process takes around 18 minutes from start to finish. So it might not be suitable for those with busy lives.

5 Star Review By Andy Harrow

Much like a badger using a cloaking device on a dark night, this 10×8 print of Paul Ross has been sadly overlooked by the general public.

The reasons for this remain largely unclear. Was it Ross’ open-mouthed, alluring pose? Or perhaps the lack of respectable foliage in the background? Whatever the reason, it should not put you off this wonderful print of the man whose name you see on Billboards everywhere (normally alongside the word ‘Fabulous’ and 5 glowing stars).

The quality of the print – which hangs in the hallway of my flat and leaves guests slack-jawed in wonderment – is simply phenomenal. You can make out literally every smile line on Ross’ face and he stares, goggle-eyed, into the lens of the proud photographer. As an added bonus, the matt finish also makes it easily washable should you accidentally spill tea or cranberry juice on it. It can also be used as a sort-of scarecrow, as it has recently been discovered that large birds suffer from a fear of high-quality film reviewing.

Compared with the more popular 20″ canvas print, this version is perhaps more suited to the hallways and bathrooms of the world and it has clearly proved less of a seller than it’s more glamourous companion, but, nevertheless, the quality and talent which has gone into creating this materpiece cannot be denied.

A must-buy for anyone who, like me, simply cannot get enough of the man they call Paul ‘five-stars’ Ross.

5 Star Review By Muz

For months I’ve been carrying around with me the original 20″ canvas print of the phenomenal Paul Ross. It’s been great of course, but at times became a little cumbersome when out shopping, going to work and fetching my medication. People would often stop and talk to me about it around town and on the bus on my way home, what with it being an excellent conversation piece. However it was a little awkward at times if my bus stop was coming up and they were in full flow extolling the virtues of Paul Ross. Finally MirrorPrintStore has seen this gap in the market and has grasped it by producing this excellent 10″ portable print. Now you can enjoy Ross anywhere, in the park, on public transport, or even on the beach. The world is your oyster as they say. It’s lightweight and durable so is easy to slip it in your bag without fear of it getting damaged. (As a side note buyers should know it’s not the same image as on the 20″ but one of a more laid back jovial Ross.)

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