16Dec
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Jesus Action Figure:
2 Star Review By Aleksei Sdrahcir “Russia media reviewer of ye…
Bought this thinking it would be great for my son to have, so his action man had someone to fight apart from the makeshift Taliban I made him. After 7 minutes, my son came in, crying. Jesus had thrown a fireball at action man. Not impressed.
5 Star Review By Mr. Andrew S. Carmichael “Magic Hoofbeats Diary”
The Best Thing I Have Ever Bought. So Many possibilities Jesus Football ,Jesus Races Anything. The Wheels are so good and rounds off the overall product
5 Star Review By JimN
I purchased the item as a gift to my girlfriend on behalf of our cat Marvin, whom i assume is a devout christian. In the weeks leading up to my lovely girlfriend’s birthday, i dropped a few hints that Marvin’s gift would be a special one this year, and she was understandably excited with anticipation. Eagerly unrapping Marvins gift, my wonderful girlfriend cried with what i can only imagine was joy at recieving a little Jesus.
We have recently postponed our wedding, this does not relate to the product
3 Star Review By Rob_h
Does what it says on the wrapper – amusing for the first 3 minutes as a gift for the discerning agnostic, but does little after that – I certainly have not witnessed any miracles.
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30Nov
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Parrot
5 Star Review by Wifebeater:
While watching Comic Relief this year i decided i could help the people of Somalia,
Knowing they are massive fans of Pirates bought a few and sent them out to the Somalia Appeal, from what Lenny Henry was saying on the tv (and I did loose interest for a bit admittedly) it sounds like Comic Relief send millions out to Somalia and they spend the aid money on Speedboats and Grappling Hooks and funding Pirate schools. So I thought about what i could help with, so sent them 9 inflatable parrots which every good Pirate will need
They seemed overjoyed with the donation and still send me photographs featuring the inflatable parrots, usually behind a frightened European sailor on his knees.
Next year I will donate 50 Pirate Eye Patches, you have to think about charity every year you know
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16Nov
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Freud Action Doll
5 Star Review by Wayne Redhart:
During the years when my son Horace was growing up, he was as captivated by He-man and Thundercats etc. as the next lad. Although we initially pandered to these typically unoriginal, media-led interests, one evening Doreen read an article about how greatly people are shaped by their play-habits during childhood. It was at this time that we realised that Horace needed more exemplary role-models to play with, so we decided to take a stand against his former heroes by getting rid of his old collection!
Anyhow, we soon discovered a unique line of more suitable action figures, crafted after a selection of the most reputed historical luminaries of various fields. Horace grew up playing with figures of (among others) Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Ludwig van Beethoven, Oscar Wilde (as donated by Uncle Bruce) and Stephen Hawking. Although other children tended to tease Horace (as did his school teachers), we had high hopes that he would be inspired to follow in the footsteps of these great men, so we stuck assiduously to the programme. His favourite figure was always that of Sigmund Freud and our greatest dream was that he might one day become an esteemed psychologist himself.
However, soon enough our plan was destined to backfire and, although our son didn’t go on to fulfill our expectations, the doll proved to be remarkably prophetic. After Horace attempted to murder me and sleep with his mother, he had to be escorted away for sessions with a psychoanalyst. Fortunately, he is back on track these days but, in hindsight, we grew to regret ever having disposed of his collection of mainstream toys. According to Dr. Wenkelstoft, taking Horace into the garden to bid a symbolic farewell to the influence of He-man and friends (as they writhed in the petrol-fuelled inferno that rapidly consumed Castle Grayskull) caused a profound emotional trauma- the psychological scars of which have remained present, even to this day!
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