Canvas of Hitler

4 Star Review by The Emperor:

Looking for a present to buy for the family member or friend who is a fan of either middle aged Austrians or unusual moustaches? Then look no further.
Or maybe buy it for nostalgic purposes for those that remember the 30′s.
Certainly my elderly neighbour Mrs Rosenbaum was moved to tears when I presented her with it.
Not certain where she hangs it up as she hasn’t invited me round since.

Edit: It has come to my attention that it is actually part of the most evil monsters in history series and is intended to take its place with the portrait of Paul Ross.

5 Star Review by WifeBeater:

I purchased this for a Velentines gift for my wife and although she was unsure of it at first it turned out to be one of the best additions to our relationship.
I have crudely nailed it above the bed to watch over us while lovemaking, I find his stare gives me atleast another four minutes working time and saves me from shouting the alphabet backwards loudly, which it turns out the neighbours were getting bored with. That said I still scream ‘thunderbirds are go’ when the magic happens but I don’t think the loving gaze of the Führer will stop that.

It really is like he is in the room with us, I’d swear I felt an extra hand on my backside.

Highly reccomended to all, especially those wanting to pretend they are creating the antichrist during lovemaking

4 Star Review by S Basso:

and I especially love the way the Fuhrer’s eyes don’t follow me around the room. It’s almost as if he knows I’m Jewish.

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