Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
3 Star Review by Dave Young:
As an ardent fan of the cinema, I often find myself overflowing with emotion upon leaving the theater. Movies have the ability to make me extremely happy or sad as the case may be. This movie somehow made me very hungry. I left the theater with a strong craving for kung pao chicken. I don’t mean this in a racist way, as the ethnicity of the cast may or may not have had anything to do with my culinary craving. Unfortunately the restaurant I went to was not very good so I cannot give this movie more than three stars. Here is me trying to speak Hawaiian: Huki luki wakaha lau. I don’t know if I actually said anything or not, but there is a good chance since there are only 13 letters in the Hawaiian alphabet. I know this because I’m smart.
