Wolf Urine Lure 32oz
4 Star Review by Twal:
One is immediately drawn to this vintage by the colour, which is an elegant, pale straw hue with an appealing peachy fruit on the nose. It has an incredibly effervescent bead — the whole glass teams with bubbles — culminating in a frothy layer at the head.
The palate has panache, with a firm, mineral acidity that cuts through a rather elegantly styled, poised meaty presence. As with most Chateau Deerbuster products, this has the signature leafy-fresh character, which softens into a slight rancid feel towards the end.
Even though it has a rather short and crisply defined finish, I still believe this has the composition and acidity to age well in the cellar of any self-respecting urine connoisseur.
3 Star Review by Thomas:
Don’t kill the messenger here, but Wolf Urine will not solve all of your problems. We’ve all seen it locked behind glass at Walgreens, the evidence room of your local police precinct, or under your parents’ bed. The fact is there’s better products out there that are not only better for you, but better for the environment. I’m talking about Jack Nicholson’s urine.
I know what your thinking, because Jack Nicholson’s urine has given me clairvoyant powers and this allows me to fantasize about Clair Danes for days without fatigue. You owe it to yourself and your case worker to spend that windfall from your pull-tabs marathon on Genuine Jack-Whizz(tm). Or, if the caste system of your local village prohibits it, you might procure yourself some John Cougar Urine. The only celebrity urine that is guaranteed to give you rickets.
God Bless
