Katie Price & Peter Andre: A Whole New World
5 Star Review by R.C. Murray:
If you can imagine a soothing blend of jojoba oils, vanilla, and WD40 being poured into both ear holes simultaneously, then you will have only been able to scratch the surface of the feast of pleasure that is Katie And Pete’s “A Whole New World” Album. Similar in it’s ambition to Wagner’s “ring cycle” but less German, “A Whole New World” is one of the best sound combinations that has ever been recorded. I also found the case very useful for replacing a tile that had been missing in my bathroom for the past two and a half years. A TRIUMPH!
*ESPECIALLY SUITABLE FOR THOSE WITH TILED BATHROOMS*
5 Star Review by Chris Kelly:
This is a work of such beauty, i cried and shat at the same time the first time i heard it.
God bless you Katie and Peter
1 Star Review by Aladdin:
First of all, ignore the name displayed here. I am borrowing someone’s account to write this out of anger, because I do not have internet access where I am from. I am Aladdin. The Disney one (so, the definitive Aladdin for all you care).
Having penned the title track of this album myself in an attempt to woo my beautiful now-wife Jasmine, its words and melody stood as a deeply personal expression of my love and optimism in the “new world” that such a relationship could engender for the both of us. It is an extremely private and emotionally charged song, and as of today I had been ignorant that such a shambolic version had been recorded.
I have been poorly represented by my agents, who failed to consult me before giving approval for this song to be licenced, and for that I am partially responsible – in my willingness to unquestioningly accept the royalty cheques that pay for the spinners on my magic carpet.
But this review stands as my mode of protest. If you think that such loving gestures should remain private, between those for whom they were written, then avoid this album, for it makes an artless shill out of both myself and my wife.
