Fresh Whole Rabbit (click for further details)
4 Star Review by M. Rosen:
Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I’ve feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car’s batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit’s soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen’s parking lot.
2 Star Review by Hugs McSwiftleson:
When i received my rabbit, i was impressed at the likeness to a real rabbit, but after closer inspection was disappointed with the lack of features. First of all, the 2 AA batteries were not included, and considering the price i payed for my rabbit i would have expected a pair. The mobility options are very limited, being able to move only by holding the rabbit and moving it around in a rabbit-like manner. The noise capabilities are non-existent, no sound was heard even after poking quite hard.
All in all i was not impressed with this fresh whole rabbit, in the end all i could do with it was cook it and eat it.
3 Star Review by Babbchuck:
I ordered one of these Fresh “Whole” Rabbits, but when it arrived its head, fur and insides were missing. Not exactly whole, I’d say! Maybe it was just damaged during shipping, but I won’t be buying another one. I mean – without the long ears, how do I know it even WAS a rabbit? It was the same size and shape as a cat…not that I’ve seen a cat with its head, fur and insides missing. I mean, not like really close or anything.
