Uranium Ore

3 Star Review from Patrick J. McGovern

I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

5 Star Review from Kyle J. Von Bose

I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn’t sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people’s privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.

2 Star Review from Tarot P. Atkinson

I bought this stuff to power my Delorian on a trip back to 1955. All went well until I got there. At first I was shocked it had all been used up on one trip but then I thought, “my bad, it was -50 years I was travelling, I’ll just order some more”. I was horrified to discover that they would not deliver to 1955. When I rang the phone number for the company there seemed to be a Chinese Laundry at the other end and they said they had never heard of Amazon and had no Uranium ore. I hate to think what might have happened if I hadn’t known that there would be a lightning strike that would provide the 1.21 gigawatts I needed to get home.
Good product, poor customer service.

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